Boredom is a Symptom of Boring People

$100
  • Boredom is a Symptom of Boring People
  • Boredom is a Symptom of Boring People
  • Boredom is a Symptom of Boring People
  • Boredom is a Symptom of Boring People
  • Boredom is a Symptom of Boring People
  • Boredom is a Symptom of Boring People

Boredom is a Symptom of Boring People

$100
$100

No Guts No Glory No Legend No Story

Laser-engraved label on a hand painted matte-black bottle.
Select from a variety of champagne, sabering, and gift case options.
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Founded in 1912, J. de Telmont is a family story with four generations of artisan champagne-making. Grapes are delicately harvested by hand at a precise time each season. The wine-making and ageing start in oak barrels and then, in rare tradition, are bottled with the art of 'tiré-bouché liège' or ageing on natural cork. Riddling is still hand-made. The family proudly perpetuates with passion their traditions and develops it with ambition for the on-going search of excellence.

90 Points: Gillbert and Gaillard. The nose opens up to delicate notes of ripe lemon, white-fleshed fruits and brioche. Lovely volume, full body yet also freshness and mellowness on the palate. Remarkable fullness and lengthy fruit exposure.

Pinot Munier: 40%, Pinot Noir: 20%, Chardonnay: 40%

  • 90 Points Gillbert and Gaillard. We collected the last remaining bottles of this 16-year cellar aged vintage harvest. The nose opens up to delicate notes of ripe lemon, white-fleshed fruits and brioche. Lovely volume, full body yet also freshness and mellowness on the palate. Remarkable fullness and lengthy fruit exposure.

    Pinot Munier: 40%, Pinot Noir: 20%, Chardonnay: 40%

  • SHIPPING

    Items are customized and then shipped via UPS Ground within 1-2 weeks, sometimes via air if we believe the weather is too warm. 

    Your package must be signed by someone who is 21 years or older. Business or residential address with reception recommended. We are prohibited from shipping to KY, AL, MI, UT.

     

    RETURNS

    Thrilled. Delighted. Satisfied. This is how we want you to feel about your purchase. Laws prohibit us from accepting returns, but if you find any issue with your order, contact us so we can make it right.

    If something arrives damaged or defective, let us know and we will make arrangements for a replacement.