Presidential Saber Bottle

$100
  • Presidential Saber Bottle
  • Presidential Saber Bottle
  • Presidential Saber Bottle
  • Presidential Saber Bottle
  • Presidential Saber Bottle
  • Presidential Saber Bottle

Presidential Saber Bottle

$100

Napoleon created history when he smashed open a champagne bottle after his victorious coup.

Here is your chance to be a part of history in our own modern day "coup" when Trump is impeached.

As you smash your bottle open, take aim at a laser engraved image of Trump. It's all of the satisfaction of Kathy Griffin's Trump beheading, without secret service knocking on your door.

The limited edition label is designed by Charles Leazott, whose work drew national headlines when Trump spoke in front of his fake presidential seal designed to mock his presidency.

For each bottle purchased, we donate $10 to the ACLU.

This product is for the bottle-only.

A complete kit including a champagne saber and "Presidential" carrying case is also available for purchase.

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  • SHIPPING
    Items are customized and then shipped via UPS Ground within 1-2 weeks, sometimes via air if we believe the weather is too warm. 
    Your package must be signed by someone who is 21 years or older. Business or residential address with reception recommended. We are prohibited from shipping to KY, AL, MI, UT.
     
    RETURNS
    Thrilled. Delighted. Satisfied. This is how we want you to feel about your purchase. Laws prohibit us from accepting returns, but if you find any issue with your order, contact us so we can make it right.
    If something arrives damaged or defective, let us know and we will make arrangements for a replacement.

The Bottle

- Small batch craft champagne - Aged for a minimum of five years in cellar on lees - Hand-painted matte black bottle - Patented CNC machined saber assist mechanism

The Engraving

- Anodized aluminum plate - Laser engraved - (Optional) Personalized with a special message

The Saber

- Hardened stainless steel - Matte black finish